I am going to start swearing by authors

superwhatlocked:

becca-morley:

thepreciousthing:

thecoffeetragedy:

flippyspoon:

dragonsigma:

"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"

"What the Tolkien?"

"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"

"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."

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Thank you supernatural fandom

"WHAT THE FUCKING PEWDIEPIE?!"

Trapped in a Hot Pockets Comm-" "I SAID NO!

My friend doesn’t like Tobuscus. He [Friend] doesn’t understand how funny he [Tobuscus] is.

my prince

he whispers into my ear.

IN YOUR FACE, MARIO.

IN YOUR FACE, MARIO.

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY!

AND BY GOOD NEWS YOU SHOULD KNOW I MEAN BAD!

Someone made over 40+ multiple blogs (or multiple people spammed the same exact GIF) and spammed the Ren and Stimpy tag

It’s actually worse than the NSFW on that tag…

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

Happy 22nd birthday, Nicholas Jerry Jonas!
September 16, 1992.

lottie-doodles:

This idea would not leave my head.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

mas-poxavida:

Happy bday, Anthony! (september 16, 1987)

ianthonyisrealbitch:

Happy Birthday Anthony! You make me smile like the sun and I hope you have an awesome day (◠‿◠✿) 

xartistic-reblogsx:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I NEARLY FREAKED OUT

I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO DO CPR ON HIM

jawn-and-his-dragon:

When you try to impress your friend but they don’t care

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colornbian:

My anaconda don’t want 

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unless you got

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